pro-good things, anti-bad things

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
the-haiku-bot
hispanicdisorder

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modogoblin

why must we play god

derinthescarletpescatarian

Artistic representation of how the lemon was invented in the first place

professionalchaoticdumbass

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"citrus are whores" is not something i expected to see on the hellsite today

derinthescarletpescatarian

I’m not wrong though they are EASILY the sluttiest fruits. You don’t see Rosales pulling this shit. I mean yeah apples will breed weird new apples but nothing fucks around like citrus.

derinthescarletpescatarian

#so we’re slutshaming the fruits now? 

Tags that look homophobic without context

redshiftsinger

I MEAN technically squashes are fruits and they are also EXTREMELY SLUTTY.

ultfreakme

The lemon and lime fanfic warnings ARE based on scientific fact.

the-haiku-bot

The lemon and lime

fanfic warnings ARE based on

scientific fact.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.